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I Refused to Believe Steve Jobs 6 Weeks to Live

By on February 17, 2011 in Apple

Totally Ridiculous and I am in denied

Bloody hell that is a very bad thing to say about a person. I refused to believe that because I just spoke to Steve in my dreams last night! That is a joke but how can someone be looking at a butt of someone and says he is going to live for another six weeks?

Steve Jobs 6 Weeks to Live

This is horseshit! Full of BS!

Get well soon Steve!

>>Gizmodo article

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17 Responses to I Refused to Believe Steve Jobs 6 Weeks to Live

  1. Yui July 6, 2011 at 6:40 am #

    So, 6 months passed,
    lets send an heartly hello to butt-diagnosers Mirkin and Jacobson )

    • Netster July 6, 2011 at 8:53 am #

      LOL

  2. Yui February 19, 2011 at 10:40 pm #

    http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/18/caption-contest-obama-has-dinner-with-tech-industry-ceos-need/

    S.J. is sitting near Obama, he doesnt look like a person who has few weeks to live.

    • Netster February 19, 2011 at 11:36 pm #

      Exactly! phew.

  3. lily riani February 19, 2011 at 12:38 am #

    are you serious?

    • Netster February 19, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

      sucks right? Damn it!

  4. Yui February 17, 2011 at 6:36 pm #

    He looks badly ill , exhausted, but because his disease is a _benign_ but hormonally active tumor ( as i know ) there isnt a limit of 6 weeks, its just undefined. Maybe someone just trying to spread rumours to make money on Apple papers getting cheaper for a while?

    • Netster February 17, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

      He does look pretty ill. 🙁 I hope it’s not true and it would really sucks big time if thats stupid rumors is true. *sign*

      • Yui February 17, 2011 at 11:00 pm #

        as i know he has a “reverse diabetes”, diabetes is when people have their insular cells quantity decreased by some reason, they dont produce insulin or cell receptors for insulin are less sensitive to it, therefore blog has increased level of glucose, everytime diabetes affected person eats food which is rich with carbohydrates.

        Steve Jobs has an insular cells tumor, which make them produce large amounts of insulin, everytime he eats, this makes cells absorb glucose from blood, causing severe hypoglucemia (like when diabetes affected person has insulin overdosage), insulin makes inner organs starve as well, liver is trying to release glucosa to compensate low levels in blood.

        He looks bad, thin and starving, but its cytologically not malign tumor, it doesnt grow and destroy tissues, it does not intoxycate, it does not “jump” into other organs and grow there… Its evil because it releases hormones, large amounts and all bad effects are caused by it. There are similar renal (kidney) tumors like that, the result is as extreme hypertensia, with all the grave consequences.

        • Netster February 17, 2011 at 11:37 pm #

          That’s bad. This is the first time I learn about reverse diabetes. Damn! Older people need insulin to stabilize the sugar Steve on the other hand over manufactured it.

          If only science can extra it from Steve and donate to those who need more.

          Okay Lame hahahahaha

          • Yui February 18, 2011 at 4:53 am #

            on the other look… that does look more like a glucagon-producting tumor, therefore – diabetes, starving, loss of hair, problems with skin …

            well.. no “butt-diagnosis” anymore, i dont like to discuss things without ever looking in his medical documents… like those “doctors” Mirkin and Jacobson.

            Lets see, i think they are wrong.

  5. Bananazஇ February 17, 2011 at 4:50 pm #

    Oh dear! If there is nothing nice to say don’t say anything at all. 🙁

    • Netster February 17, 2011 at 10:25 pm #

      agreed!

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