How to Look for Girlfriend Online 100% Money Back Guarantee

Screen shot 2011-02-08 at AM 01.14.41The Old Way

Do you know that during the birth of social networking the IRC era? We have to do lot of ‘patent” to look for beautiful girlfriend?

Same lah.. During those day where got LCD, Plasma or LED only FULL Clutter color TV! You think you easily and simply get pretty girl ah?

First we ask ASL “Hello are you girl or boy”

if the reply is “boy” than we closes the chat windows liao!

If the other person said “gal gal lo” than we happy a bit lah (show your happiness like this /me gives @–`–,–) but have to be careful also because some people mixed up their gender.

Next question to ask is “age” lo. We know the sequence is Age Sex Location but we are more interested in the “sex” first than age lah that’s why people who ask wrong question always bailed out the blind date.

So what’s the last question to ask? You’re smart lah! Location lo.., you see location isn’t that important in looking for girlfriend because that’s a way how you make more girlfriend.

With very well & thorough mitigation the last thing to do is still “double check”! So we ask for photo lo. This is the most painful part, painful than giving birth I tell you!

Last time girls all very shy shy one — no way they going to “scan” and hit the send button of their photo for you to quality check. :p So they sent you beautiful girl pictures make you happy than only you found out it’s actually a naked porn stars photos. Very anti climax lah!

The Modern Way

No need so many steps like above. Here’s how you do it!
#1 Register FB
#2 What’s beautiful girlfriend name you like?

Here’s how you do it. You “sort” your girlfriend name you-like like excel file. Example I like a girlfriend name “Joyce Wong” so I type “Joyce Wong”

There you have it! Now you know how to look for girlfriend online with FB simple and clean. Remember, jong it wisely!

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15 responses to “How to Look for Girlfriend Online 100% Money Back Guarantee”

  3. Hahaha… Mr. Bananaz is enchanted by your beauty இ_இ

    Great post, bro! I think I’m in love with the first Joyce Wong. Her eyes are so big, I like that in a girl. And her lips are so kissable 😛 Where’s the phone number? 😛

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