I don’t use Instagram

Some people worship Instagram like Coffee a cup in the morning. I worship coffee! I can’t live without it – how about you? Does your Instagram is like my coffee? I know 15 millions users drink Instagram on a daily basis. In case you have been missing all the fun – install your Instagram from App Store

These are my LAME reasons I simply can’t and will not use Instagram daily.

Reason Number 3

TOO HOT – The girls are too “seriously” too “hot” to handle on Instagram! Have you notice? Have you seen a hot girl on Instagram before? If you have not – photo below is one of the many hot girl available for chat.

Reason Number 2

CAN NOT STOP CHECKING – Posting my face or camwhoring on Instagram is just so wrong in many level for me but girls on Instagram – it just works!

I am simply too confused to post anything else on Instagram I keep checking on hot girls. I heard some people said If you’re on Instagram long enough you will soon forget about the horror XXX films – not sure if it true but you can report back to me.

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Reason Number 1

NO PRIVACY – The number 1 reason I did not use Instagram is because no privacy. Come on – you can’t be checking on hot girl on Instagram while your wife or your girl friend is some where around – kinda make you all jumpy on the cool part does it?

So now you have it – the lamest jokes you ever heard. Please don’t share it on Facebook, twitter and Google +.

btw – you know this is for fun right? psst — the hot girls part is real.

 

“Instagram Icon” photo on features post taken from http://lovedsgn.com/post/2913
“Privacy” photo taken from http://www.any.biz/2011/02/social-privacy/


3 responses to “I don’t use Instagram”

  1. I like Instagram just as I like Twitter. I’m glad it’s only for iPhone… So it’s kinda like added value to the awesome smartphone. Btw, I miss your pics, take more! 😛