Winalot Dog Food

I received this email from Bob, it is really funny! I had a good laugh hahahha (Whoever wrote this, you rocks!)

I think this is the funniest joke this year!! I have read it numerous times now and still laugh

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco’s……….

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot (British dog food)in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow……….why else would I buy dog food?

Sent from my iPad

12 responses to “Winalot Dog Food”

  1. Hellooooooo Kim!!!

    hahahhaa You saw the map on my right??? I stole that idea from Speedy!!! LOL I thought it was really cute! I saw your location too! hahahaha I want to go Sydney!!!

    XOXO
    .-= Netster´s last blog ..Winalot Dog Food =-.

  6. LMAO !!!!!!!!

    Kind of like the Pink Panther scene ….. “Does your dog bite” ???

    ” Nope ”

    (dog bites him)

    “I thought you said your dog does not bite” !!

    ……. it’s not my dog 🙂