In less than an hour we shall know what’s in store here’s my prediction
Who need a computer laptop when you can get a 50% off iPad? This one just work! It’s a revolutionary and it’s just work.
Seriously throw away your big junky laptop, like, right now!? You need one of this air.
You don’t need a phone with crazy 2 years contract. We just need the phone and with serious discount! Also don’t worry about the AntennaGate hoax.
If you’re still putting together a high end PC, I suggest you don’t sweat no more. Get an iMac!
50% off! Apple… it just work! feels so right on the palm of your hand and in your pocket. By the way, any one knows how to get all these for free from Jobs?
Get an Apple product today, seriously.
Updates
- 12.00 Malaysian time. Looks like Apple is updating.
- head on to Apple Store Malaysia, Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong, China for the discount.
(photo/ credit Apple.com)
Ok, I will tell you what the iBananaz does. As you can see -> இ The iBananaz is a thick pipe with two sacks attached to it and a small hole at the tip. But we’ll come to that later. So, iBananaz is for women to have company, when they seek some, but it’s a device that runs on batteries and vibrates. Once you switch it on, it won’t go off, until it doesn’t say all bananaz jokes, that’s a special app in the iBananaz store, you can purchase via E-Bananazbay. So far women are very pleased with the iBananaz performance, because when the jokes are over, it can be used for other pleasures.
OMG! LOL You’re so right! the symbols is giving away the clue of what iBananaz can do! Although I am a little bit embarrassed to buy one of this as a birthday present to my wife. You know incase the joke get little bit funny when translated into Mandarin!
I am so gonna suggest this one to Jobs! He will definitely like the idea! ROFL
What a crazy monday present for every one in the office to cure their monday blues hahahahaha
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iBananaz coming to the store near you!
Once you are done with Jobs on your job can request Jobs for iBananaz as a bonus for Chap Goh Meh? hehehe…~;).
What?
@Nino Huh? LOL
@Bananazஇ if iMKL is a Bubble Tea maker iBananazஇ do what what? Jobs says he’s confused. heheheheh
We want iJong.. We want iJong.. We want iJong…~;).
Don’t worry I’m getting my partner Jobs to get it out in store by CNY. Stocks will be enough for every one. Lol
iJong is going to be the revolutionary product! The best product of at least 10 years from 2011 – 2021. Nasi lemak a day to charge, that’s so fantastic! truly revolutionary!
what’s iMKL is it a device for making Taiwan bubble tea? I like to have one!
Do they have special offers for a jongly charming iMKL ? 😉
I want an iJong. It’s a humanoid in a shape of a Bornean person, if you touch it, it will say funny things. It can also replace all of your online activity for you, keep your friends entertained, while you can go to spa or meet your lover.
I want iJong for 50% discount, which means 99RM and only 1 Nasi Lemak per day to keep the iJong charged 😛
An old goblin teaches a jong one … i meant young one:
The true goblin just shows whatever he have to sale and then makes others think that they really need that cool stuff! Just _ Look _ how APPLE does it!
hahahaha shall we jong it? it’s 12! let me check it out to see if this is the time zone for me to jong it LOL
let’s write the code together jong_it_at_apple
Looks like Apple still updating 😀
I want an iLulu for Christmas, 2011.
Give me an apple for free and I’ll support you 😉
feels like singing “you’re the apple of my eyes” but it sounds so wrong…
It’s not wrong, bro. Please stand by your emotions, I know you’re a guy with a good heart. One day you need to serenade me under window with guitar and I will look out and listen. If you sing well, I will throw down fresh popiah to you 😛